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"The Idiot" keeps saying "Loser Posts by the mcngp

bacterium". Does anyone else get the idea 'it' doesn't

know bacterium is singular and bacteria is plural?


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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 15:50:41 -0700, Gameboy declaimed:



This surprises you because...

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"Gameboy" <advance@sp.com>wrote in message

The only accurate part of his posts is that MCNGP members post messages to

this newsgroup.

Please do not feed the troll(s).





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"Andy Foster" <andy.removethis@andyfoster.andthis.com>wrote in



you no make fun of little crazy eddie!



Rowdy Yates

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Do you think he /she/it used singular cos he /she/it was refering to a

specific germ? or am i attributing too much intelligence to this flatworm?

Jose





"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com>wrote in message



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...oh, and also that they are all a bunch of c*nts, as he

implies.

Alfie wrote:

What's it all about, Alfie?

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First song I ever learned on the play by numbers electronic organ.



Also lots of Simon & Garfunkel stuff...







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kpg wrote:

The problem is all inside our bed, she said to me.

The answer is easy if you practice orally.

You enhance your foreplay cunnilingually.

There must be

fifty ways to eat your lover.



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Fris "Go down on the beav, Steve" bee®



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according to billyw, calling someone a c*nt is a good thing





"Alfie" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com>wrote in message



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On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 09:12:25 -0400, Frisbee® declaimed:



Lick out the clam, Sam,

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"JaR" <plente@softhome.net>wrote in message

Don't need to disgust much,

just stop it right now





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On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:20:47 -0500, kpg declaimed:



Ok, I've had the ear-worm for over 2 hrs now. That's enough!



Plus I've come up with lots more verses, dammit.



JaR

Cunniligual Thug

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Har, hardy, har, har

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True comedy genius, Brian.

Well done.





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I find it disgraceful that those MCNGP thugs can get away

with distributing viruses to poor unsuspecting email

participants.



When I passed my final MCSE exam (70-210), my son posted

an email here asking for advice on where I may gain

meaningful employment as an MCSE. He receive a torrent of

abuse as well as ten's of thousand's of emails which all

turned out to be infected with virus's which resulted in

thousand's of dollars worth of damage to our PC, forcing

us to purchase a new PC.



Now I know it was those MCNGP who were responsible for

destroying our PC, I will now be sending them the bill and

seeking compensation for stress this caused my family.



Maggie

MCP, MCSE



Senior Systems Administrator

Maggie wrote:

Oh Maggie I couln't have tried



any more.



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good one!



On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 01:48:52 -0700, "Maggie"

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com>wrote:





Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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yes, but do ya think she's sexy....



Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>wrote in



not without pics



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Neil MCNGP #30

"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

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The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>wrote in



come on sugar let us know....



Rowdy Yates

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"the man who tried and failed miserably"

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wow, you just passed your mcse and already, you are a sr system admin? cool,

do you swallow?



"Maggie" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com>wrote in message



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and do you want her money?



"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.>wrote in message



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I'm sorry, this is kinda new to me but, how did the virii cause thousand's

of dollars of damage?





Thanks for your help!





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"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com>wrote in



how do ou think she got the Sr. System Admin job ...



(interesting choice of final word)



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Neil MCNGP #30

"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

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standard questioning for every female i encounter



"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com>wrote in message



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totally agree



On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 07:39:19 -0700, "Consultant"

<consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com>wrote:





Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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Jtyc opined, On 4/29/04 7:18 AM:



The virii caused her hard drive to fail. Then, when she attempted to

replace it, she broke the IDE connector on the Mobo. When replacing the

motherboard, she forgot to use grease on the heatsink and fried the cpu.

Then, after replacing the cpu, with grease this time, she tried to

install the RAM backwards and had to cut a slot in the stick with a nail

file to make it fit. Then when plugging the computer in, she neglected

to note that it was too close to the edge of the desk, and fell out an

open window, three stories down, and crashed through the windshield of a

2003 Buick Park Avenue.



But it's much better now.



JaR

Diagnostic Thug

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Dis she burn the cookies as well?



Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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I'm sorry but according to that scenario, as presented, the damage was not

caused by a virus, but by user error.



Or so it seems to me.





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JaR <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net>wrote in news:OtznQ4gLEHA.3892

@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:



"Psst. Hey Guido. It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the

cheese. And you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it. That's

why he's gonna kill us. So we have to beat it. Yeah. Before he lets loose

the marmosets on us! Don't worry, little missy! I'll save you!"



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Neil MCNGP #30

"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

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Jtyc opined, On 4/29/04 10:26 AM:



Hah! What lusers have you been dealing with? It is NEVER their fault!



They NEVER install unauthorised software.

They NEVER open attachments. Espesially 24kb ones with a .pif tag.

They NEVER write their passwords on a post-it stuck to their monitor.

They NEVER visit pr0n sites.

They NEVER fail to get their AV and Win XP updates.



Hah! again.



JaR

At Fault Thug

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